I made it home alive. Woooooo!
Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down
"Being brave doesn’t mean you aren’t scared. Being brave means you are scared, really scared, badly scared, and you do the right thing anyway."
Neil Gaiman, Coraline (via vervainnecklace)
"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"
id hit up barnes and noble during the purge
signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books
My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav
I’m so mad
Liz Climo on Tumblr.
this really cheered me up