I made it home alive. Woooooo!

katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

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englishsnow:

by Ezekiel

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"Being brave doesn’t mean you aren’t scared. Being brave means you are scared, really scared, badly scared, and you do the right thing anyway."

Neil Gaiman, Coraline (via vervainnecklace)

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nervouspearl:

The Great British Bake Off: a summary

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sleeve:

late night breakdowns are my speciality

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bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute, via drunkorworse)

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

image

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peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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twentydollarmmrs:

*RIPS OFF SHIRT*
NEW FOB MUSIC BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR
*STANDS ON DESK*
I REPEAT
*RIPS OFF PANTS*
NEW FOB MUSIC BY THE END OF 2014
*SMASHES THROUGH DESK*
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH

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